This slab... of mine... God gave this slab to me.
This slab... of Ten Commandments, see?
The fed'ral court has gone, and banned them; caused me pain.
I can't understand what they have done to me.
I made my stand, and now they're canning me.
I'll squawk at what they've planned for me.
Though I am just a man, my fans are by my side.
With their help, by God, I'll prove the court was wrong.
The slab no longer has a home.
I lost this fight; a fight to keep the slab of stone.
The fight to keep the slab of stone.
I will still try, by hand divine!
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