He was a boy, son of a Bush. Can I make it anymore obvious?
He's just a punk from West Texas way. What more can I say?
He ran for Prez with a hard sell, majority told him to go to hell.
He's in the White House anyway. Thank you so much Sandra Day.
He was a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy.
He wasn't good enough for us.
I voted for Albert Gore, Supreme Court reversed the score
Giving us that little bag of pus.
Eight months go by, I sit at home.
Laid off from work and I'm all alone.
I turn on the tube, and guess what I see.
Planes knocking down WTC.
Domestically dumb, economy splat
now the Twin Towers are sitting flat.
He said we'd strike back, "We will prevail."
But where is Osama? Another fail.
He's just a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy`
He isn't good enough to serve.
I gotta sit and pout, wish I could worry 'bout
A Prez who did well despite his schwerve.
Sorry, George, but you missed out.
Our tough luck, we've got war now.
We are going into Iraq
And maybe North "Koreattack."
Too bad Sandy couldn't see,
Along with Anthony Kennedy.
There is more than meets the eye;
In Georgie's case, should be a pie.
He's just a boy, and not much a man.
Can I make it any more obvious?
He's just a boy, son of a Bush,
Kicking America in the tush.
He's just a failure boy, trash of a trailer boy.
He isn't good enough for us.
He's unconstitutional, dumb and pollutional.
That's why we're making such a fuss.
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