They'll Never Fall For Rush Again
(Sung to the tune of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" by Dionne Warwick)

(instrumental intro)

What dittos got when they fell for Rush:
A guy who's a pinhead, who stirs up trouble.
Will he regret when we burst his bubble?
They'll... never fall for Rush again.
They'll never fall for Rush again.

What do you get from the *Cysted Guy?
We've suffered through eight years of Clinton mania.
His ship is like the Lusitania.
They'll... never fall for Rush again.
They'll never fall for Rush again

Don't tell us what you're all about.
If you'd fight fair, then your fans would find out
You've got no brains, no brains behind you.
Realize the fear which will blind you...

What dittos got when the fell for Rush:
They only got lies, chump change to borrow.
Gave them no feast, but only sorrow.
They'll... never fall for Rush again.
They'll never fall for Rush again.

(instrumental interlude)

Ah... You've got no brains, no brains behind you.
Realize they fear that will blind you.

What dittos got when the fell for Rush:
They only got lies, chump change to borrow.
Gave them no feast, but only sorrow.
They'll... never fall for Rush again.
Don't you know that they'll never fall for Rush again.
They'll... never fall for Rush again.


(*Rush Limbaugh avoided the draft by claiming a medical disability - an infected cyst on his behind)
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