Father And Child Reunion
(Sung to the tune of "Mother And Child Reunion" by Paul Simon)

Is this foreign policy
Just staged for Election Day?
They say they're "pro-family"
But they'd keep the boy's father away

These Republicans are all dopes
They're deranged because they say
That the father and child reunion
Should remain an ocean away
Oh... they claim Elian's fine

I just can't believe this show
It's not so strange to say
That the press whores sank so low
They'd lie in a serious way
And, of course, this in prime time runs
Over and over again

These Republicans are all dopes
They're deranged because they say
That the father and child reunion
Should remain an ocean away
That the father and child reunion
Should remain an ocean away
But the father and child reunion
Is only a moment away

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