He's Bush's flunky, Fleischer. Sayin' Bush should have a free hand. But Ari's got his problems, yeah... Spinning lies all over this land. And everyone pounds him, yeah... Got to see how low he will go. And we've decided quickly, yes, we did. That Ari's frown must mean that it ain't so Yeah, Ari's rantin', complainin', approvin' how we're movin' And when he's caught lyin', the people howl as Ari pouted: Flay that flunky, Ari Fleischer. Play that flunky Ari's spite. Flay that flunky, Ari Fleischer. Ari's no good, so just flay that flunky Fleischer for his lies.

(instrumental solo)

The Bush Junta is sleazy.
They're hoping that you don't mind.
Shrub's foundation is shaky.
But with dittoheads, the blind lead the blind.
Fleischer's such a go-getter.
But flunking out every day.
Democracy they're stealin'
Ari warns us to go Bush's way...

Yeah, Ari's rantin', complainin', approvin' how we're movin'
And when he's caught lyin', the people howl as Ari pouted:
Flay that flunky, Ari Fleischer.
Play that flunky Ari's spite.
Flay that flunky, Ari Fleischer.
Ari's no good, so just flay that flunky Fleischer for his lies.

We shouted:
Flay that flunky, Fleischer...
Flay that flunky, Fleischer...
Flay that flunky, Fleischer...
Flay that flunky, Fleischer...

(repeat refrain and fade)

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