Followers Will Stick To Us
(Sung to the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas")


(As sung by Karl Rove)

(instrumental intro)

Followers will stick to us;
It's the right wing way.
G.O.P. has sold its soul;
Money rules the day.
Ignore the stock market swoon;
Bush is a good man.
Peace and past prosperity
Wasn't in our plan.

Took our war plan off the shelf;
Kill Saddam the Creep.
Target him for our attack,
While our sheeple sleep.
We'll keep hocking while they're blind;
No one's in the know.
Clout from Bush's eldest son
Makes corruption go.

We'll rule these United States
With iron fist, by golly.
Those who call George Bush a crook
Get jailed for their folly.
Don't say Bush's little brain
Isn't very bright.
Dittoheads love him because
Bush just loves to fight.


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