Forgot Afghanistan
(Sung to the tune of "Ramblin' Man" by the Allman Brothers)

(instrumental intro)

Bush just forgot Afghanista... an.
Tryin' to start invadin' Iraq? That's his best plan?
He's buyin' time, deceivin'.
Take oil from Saddam's land.
Bush just forgot Afghanistan.

Well, Shrub's father's now an arms trader for Carlyle.
Pop armed Hussein, but hid what he had done.
Now we're just seeing a repeat of a... breach of trust.
Done by Bush Number 41.

Bush just forgot Afghanista... an.
Tryin' to start invadin' Iraq? That's his best plan?
He's buyin' time, deceivin'.
Take oil from Saddam's land.
Bush just forgot Afghanistan.

(instrumental break)

Shrub wants his way; to the U.N., he's warnin':
"Saddam's got weapons that we cannot see!
He's always giving a hard time to arms inspectors."
To Shrub, control of Iraq's oil brings ecstasy.

Bush just forgot Afghanista...an.
Tryin' to start invadin' Iraq? That's his best plan?
He's buyin' time, deceivin'.
Take oil from Saddam's land.
Bush just forgot Afghanistan.

Bush just forgot Afghanistan...
Bush just forgot Afghanistan...
Bush just forgot Afghanistan...

(long instrumental solo and fade)


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