Ain't He Fruity
(Sung to the tune of "Tutti Fruity" by Little Richard)


Wop-bop-a-loo-bop-do-wop-bam-boom!

Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
The rich folks will feast
And screw all the rest
So he's the man we all detest

Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

He thinks the homeless are lazy
We think he must be crazy
He thinks the homeless are lazy
We think he must be crazy
We know that the poor are most in need
But fat cats are whom the Newt will feed

Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
The rich folks will feast
And screw all the rest
So he's the man we all detest

Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity?  Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!



Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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