John Fund has been caught with his pants down.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
What morals? Another right wing clown.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
That John Fund is such a horny man.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
A hypocrite and Republican.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
John Fund was a big mouth moralist.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Is beating up gals misogynist?
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
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