The
Furlough Shuffle
Hey, Newt! Hey, Newt! (Hey, Newt! Hey, Newt!)
You're a muckety-muck-muck! (Muckety-muck-muck!)
Look at me! Look at me! (Look at me! Look at me!)
Woo, woo, woo, woo! (Woo, woo, woo, woo!)
Well, we'll never stand a chance
Of paycheck advance
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
Well, we hate the Newt
Because of his role
In cutting the budget
With his old pal Dole
Those knuckleheads deserved to be muffled
But they caused us to all do the furlough shuffle
Hey, Newt! Hey, Newt! (Hey , Newt! Hey, Newt!)
You're a muckety-muck-muck! (Muckety-muck-muck!)
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! (Me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me!)
Oh, wise guy! (Oh, wise guy!)
Well, we'll never stand a chance
Of paycheck advance
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
(instrumental interlude)
Well, Newt and his friends
They'd all like to see
Programs get slashed from A down to Z
The PAC money pours to them by the duffel
But they caused us all to do the furlough shuffle
Hey, Newt! Hey, Newt! (Hey, Newt! Hey, Newt!)
You're a muckety-muck-muck! (Muckety-muck-muck!)
(Play to the crowd! Play to the crowd!)
(Tough! Tough! Tough! Tough!)
Well, we'll never stand a chance
Of paycheck advance
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
(What's that you said?)
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
(That's what I thought you said!)
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
Well, we'll never stand a chance
Of paycheck advance
We're doing the furlough shuffle!
(instrumental polka ending)
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