(instrumental intro)

Losing my oil war, and I want to gain it back.
No others want my war, won't join in the attack.
I'm peeved the world won't buy my dressed up Iraq woes.
They've learned that I misled towards war, the path I chose.

Iraqi oil was ours, and we must gain it back.
King's powers I do love; I'll never give them back.
Dark-skinned people, bombed them dead, and quickly took away
Lives from newborn babies, if they're standing in the way.

Can't do things by myself, it's brain-smart that I lack.
Quagmired oil war, but there's no going back.
Iraq war won't go my way, and I can't face the facts.
It's not easy facin' up when the whole world gives flak.

My war seemed so easy, got burned by Rummy's crew.
I could not foresee these things shattering my coup.
I have tried hard enough to be my father's son.
The world laughed at me before - scorned me as dumb.

Losing my oil war, and I want to gain it back.
No others want my war, won't join in the attack.
I'm peeved the world won't buy my dressed up Iraq woes.
They've learned that I misled towards war, the path I chose.

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...

I wanna see me gain, gain it back.
Back the Right, back our goal.
I wanna see the bombs droppin' out of the sky.
I wanna see me gain, gain it, gain it, gain it back.
Yeah!

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