The Man Named Phil Gramm

The Man Named Phil Gramm
(Sung to the tune of "The First Noel")

The man named Phil Gramm
Comes from Texas, they say
It's for certain
He won't be our Leader one day

On the stump where he's
Putting us all to sleep
Blaming programs he hates
That the right wing won't keep

Phil Gramm, Phil Gramm...
Phil Gramm, Phil Gramm...
We're bored of this thing
That attacks Uncle Sam