You run the House
You control the money
You became Speaker
And it ain't so funny
You've lost your mind
What do we find?
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!
This is crazy!
You're... no good!
Hold it, Gingrich!
You'd better behave like a Speaker should
You're blind... Unkind...
Your Contract proves you've lost your mind, mind, mind,
mind...
Newt and his cohorts
Just all twiddle their thumbs
Polluted rivers are all filled with scum
We think that maybe
They all are crazy
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!
(piano solo)
This is crazy!
You're... no good!
Hold it, Gingrich!
You'd better behave like a Speaker should
You're blind... Unkind...
Your Contract proves you've lost your mind, mind, mind,
mind...
Newt and his cohorts just all twiddle their thumbs
Polluted rivers are all filled with scum
We think that maybe
They all are crazy
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of sewage!
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