Hard Crazed Right

Hard Crazed Right
(Sung to the tune of "Hard Days Night" by The Beatles)

They are the hard crazed Right
And they've been walking in a fog
They are the hard crazed Right
They once were leaping like a dog

But when it hit home to them
It made them choke on their phlegm
To know that they have lost the fight

You know they want their way
Used lots of money to look for flings
But was it worth it, or did it pay
When their own party did the same things?

So why on earth do they moan?
Because Bill Clinton alone
Has dared to steal their light

Their mouths foam!
Everything seems to be blight!
Their mouths foam!
Clinton's defeating the Right! (Right, yeah!)

They are the hard crazed Right
And they've been walking in a fog
They are the hard crazed Right
They once were leaping like a dog

So why on earth do they moan?
Because Bill Clinton alone
Has dared oppose them today

(guitar break)

So why on earth do they moan?
Because Bill Clinton alone
Has dared to steal their light

Their mouths foam!
Everything seems to be blight!
Their mouths foam!
Clinton's defeating the Right! (Right, yeah!)

They are the hard crazed Right
And they've been walking in a fog
They are the hard crazed Right
They once were leaping like a dog

But when it hit home to them
It made them choke on their phlegm
To know that they have lost the fight

You know that they have lost the fight
You know they've lost - the - fight