Hard
Line Robert Dole
Don't take me out to San Diego
You'll never even get me out through the door
There's only one way to get me to go
If I see hard line Robert Dole
Chorus:
Still like that hard line Robert Dole
His rhetoric just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of gold
Give me that hard line Robert Dole
(Instrumental break)
Don't want the G.O.P. to tangle
I'd rather see the popularity poll
The rich get richer and don't pay a toll
I like that hard line Robert Dole
The next president should have some will
To take control over Capitol Hill
The other guys ain't got the same soul
I like that hard line Robert Dole
(Repeat Chorus ad infinitum)
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