Help!
(Sung to the tune of "Help!" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

As sung by Dubya Bush, groveling to the UN after his Iraq cakewalk blew up in his face:

(instrumental intro)

(Help!) We need everybody!
(Help!) Not just France and Germany!
(Help!) You know we need the UN!
(Help!)

After spitting at your face, we need your help today
We're begging on our knees, help us in any way
Your troops and cash are needed for our incompetence
Now we find, more hostile fire
Friends we need your support

Help us if you can, please watch our backs
'Cause each day our troops under mortar attacks
Help us bring the peace back in Iraq
Won't you please, please help us!

Yes, we've insulted you in, oh, so many ways
We have belittled you in every way we can
But every now and then we think you're relevant
Hey, you know, we're always tight
Don't take it personal

Help us if you can, please watch our backs
'Cause each day our troops under mortar attacks
Help us bring the peace back in Iraq
Won't you please, please help us!

After spitting at your face, we need your help today
We're begging on our knees, help us in any way
Your troops and cash are needed for our incompetence
Now we find, more hostile fire
Friends we need your support

Help us if you can, please watch our backs
'Cause each day our troops under mortar attacks
Help us bring the peace back in Iraq
Won't you please, please help us!
Help us!... Oh, please?


Here's an alternate version: Whelp by Skisics Surus
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