He's A Dunce
(Sung to "Shall We Dance" from the musical, "The King & I" by Rodgers & Hammerstein)

(instrumental intro)
 
The voters were seduced
By what Bush didn't tell.
Back when his campaign started,
Right wing zeal, he had to hide.

Can't make sense of the world.
Wants more nuclear arms.
Pushed to the brink...
White House is... illegally occupied.

(Chorus:)
He's a dunce!
Whom we don't find amusing - you ask why?
He's a dunce!
In '04, tell the Right and Bush "goodbye."
 

For this dunce...
Ran and hid when the planes fell from the sky.
With his shills all together, and big help from little brother,
They still can't get him to... enunce.
Ari Fleischer's demanding that we owe this king allegiance.
He's a dunce!
He's a dunce!
He's a dunce!

He's a dunce!
Whom we don't find amusing - you ask why?
He's a dunce!
In '04, tell the Right and Bush "goodbye."

For this dunce...
Ran and hid when the planes fell from the sky.
With his shills all together, and big help from little brother,
They still can't get him to... enunce.
Ari Fleischer's demanding that we owe this king allegiance.
He's a dunce!
He's a dunce!
He's a dunce!


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