He Spies
Satire about Attorney General John Ashcroft, who wants to snoop on all citizens with impunity
(Sung to the tune of "These Eyes" by The Guess Who)

(instrumental intro)

He spies... to take your rights from you.
He harms... our rights, he's at it again.
Thinks democracy's bad.
Prefers a plutocracy by Bush Baby... oh, no...
It makes us vomit to see Ashcroft's not joking... not joking...

He spies... watch what you say... don't pretend.
Be smart... he'll intercept what you send.
Thinks democracy's bad.
Prefers plutocracy... oh, no, no...
Since he took power, said weed's bad.
Don't smoke it... don't smoke it...

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... to take your rights... from you.
He harms... our rights, he's at it again... at it again.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

(repeat refrain and fade)


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