He Writes His Smut
Dedicated to a sex-obsessed AmIRight dittohead critic named Malcolm Higgins
(Sung to the tune of "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow)

(instrumental intro)

He's merely snide, not clever.
To Malcolm Higgins, I'll rebut:
Puts naughty words and profanity together.
For amusement, he likes writing smut.

He writes his smut at What Freaks; he's the king.
He writes his smut about disgusting things.
He writes his smut, and it must make him high.
He writes his smut, a pervert's glut.

(brief instrumental break)

He don't like my opinions.
And at times, he just lacks self-control.
Just why he's wigged out - I'll surmise:
He's Republican - licking Bush up is his goal.

He writes his smut at What Freaks; he's the king.
He writes his smut about disgusting things.
He writes his smut, and it must make him high.
He writes his smut, a pervert's glut.

He writes lyrics in a trance.
(Hit the "caps" key, when you get a chance.)
If he's proud of what he wrote, then it must prove:
Right wingers aren't smart
To get in fights they shouldn't start.
Monkey see, monkey do,
Dittoheads, G.O.P.
Have earned worldwide infamy.

He writes his smut at What Freaks; he's the king.
He writes his smut about disgusting things.
He writes his smut, and it must make him high.
He writes his smut, a pervert's glut.

He writes his smut at What Freaks; he's the king.
He writes his smut about disgusting things.
He writes his smut, and it must make him high.
He writes his smut, a pervert's glut.

For amusement, he likes writing smut...

(instrumental fade)


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