(instrumental intro) Bush's swoon happened in his own house. He's not too sure how he fell off his couch. His cheek was bruised where he landed. This boob-tuber's no slouch Choked on a pretzel? That's a tale so hilarious. A tale so hilarious... Hilarious... Hilarious...   Probable misunderstanding; alcoholic who's rebounding. Suffering a big collision while watching television As Enron consumes the nation, Mr. Salty's irritation. Hilarious.... Hilarious....

(instrumental break)

Bush's swoon happened in his own house. He's not too sure how he fell off his couch. His cheek was bruised where he landed. This boob-tuber's no slouch. Choked on a pretzel? That's a tale so hilarious. A tale so hilarious... Hilarious... Hilarious... Hilarious... Hilarious... (instrumental break)

(Refrain:) Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate... Let the Shrub whine... let the Shrub whine... 'bout EnronGate...

(repeat refrain and fade)

Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

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