Hit The Road, Newt
(Sung to the tune of "Hit The Road, Jack" by Ray Charles)

Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more
No more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more

(What'd you say?)

Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more
No more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more

Newt:
The Federal Elections Committee's so mean
These are the phoniest charges I've ever seen
Just because they say so
I flatly refuse to go

It ain't right!

Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more
No more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more

Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more
No more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more

Newt:
The Democrats don't have the right
To treat me this way
I'll sit in the Oval Office some day
The Whitewater probe won't go
While GOPAC steals the show

It ain't right!

Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more
No more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Newt!
And don't you GOPAC no more

And don't you GOPAC no more
"Did I do what?"
And don't you GOPAC no more
"No comment!"
And don't you GOPAC no more



Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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