House Republican

House Republican
(Sung to the tune of "Hoochie-Koochie Man" by Muddy Waters)

My father told my mother
Before I could vote
There's a Newt from Georgia comin'
He's gonna really rock the boat

He's gonna make the poor people
Jump and shout
And the whole country will wanna
Throw his party out

And you know it's him
Everybody knows it's him
He's the House Republican
Everybody knows it's him

He's the Speaker of the House
He got lots of power, too
He controls subcommittees
They're out to get you

And they got no mercy
For the poor or weak
And you know I get sick
Every time he speaks

And you know it's him
Everybody knows it's him
He's the House Republican
Everybody knows it's him

On the seventh hour
Of the seventh day
In the seventh month
The House Speaker say

You've run out of good luck
It's plain to see
So get lost, EPA
Don't you mess with me

And you know it's him
Everybody knows it's him
He's the House Republican
Everybody knows it's him

(instrumental solo & ending)