If You Bicker At All

If You Bicker At All
(Sung to the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2" by Pink Floyd)

As sung by Attorney General John Ashcroft:

(instrumental intro)

We don't need no Constitution.
It impedes our thought control.
My spies are watching in your classroom.
Do not dare oppose the throne!
Hey! Do not... dare oppose the throne!

I see all - I'll jail you... if you bicker at all.
I see all - I'll jail you... if you bicker at all.

We don't need no Constitution.
It impedes our thought control.
My spies are watching in your classroom.
Do not dare oppose the throne
Hey! Do not... dare oppose the throne.

I see all - I'll jail you... if you bicker at all.
I see all - I'll jail you... if you bicker at all.

(Spoken over instrumental:)
Don't do that again! Don't do that again!
You're gonna be dead meat, if you don't do our bidding.
Hey, if you don't do our bidding, you're gonna be dead meat!
You! Yes, those behind the protests.
We kill baddies!
You! Yes, those behind the protests.
We kill baddies!

(instrumental fade)

Here is an anti-Bush version of this song parody: Another Prick Who Must Fall
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