I Know Duyba Wants To Change The Laws
(Sung to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd)

(instrumental intro)

I know Dubya wants to change the laws:
Star Wars and more missiles for the Right.
John Ashcroft is a creep;
Bush's order, he will keep.
The anti-terror law got passed.
The press was fast asleep.

Then Congress went along and changed the laws.
Took away our fundamental rights.
Ashcroft now can punish "sin,"
And snoop where you have been.
Bush's anti-terror law just bites!

(instrumental break)

I know Dubya wants to change the laws:
Star Wars and more missiles for the Right.
John Ashcroft is a creep;
Bush's order, he will keep.
The anti-terror law got passed.
The press was fast asleep.

Then Congress went along and changed the laws.
Took away our fundamental rights.
Ashcroft now can punish "sin,"
And snoop where you have been.
Bush's anti-terror law just bites.

Ashcroft now can punish "sin,"
And snoop where you have been.
Bush's anti-terror law just bites!


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