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I'll win this way... Ditto-sheep will not remember. Go it alone... Bracing for new scandals; Something new might blow. 'Cause my polls are falling, Violence makes a show. I'll slam Iraq! Distract from scandals I'm in... (instrumental riff) I've got balls... To ditto-sheep, I'm mighty. My power will consolidate. I have no need of friendship. Friendship has no gain. It's treaties and the U.N. I disdain. I'll slam Iraq! Distract from scandals I'm in... (instrumental riff) It's war I love... Because things were worse before. 9-11's seared in our memory. My scandals from that summer - revealing that I lied. Then World.com went bust, and Enron up and died. I'll slam Iraq! Distract from scandals I'm in...

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I'm not a crook...
I have Dick Cheney to protect me.
The press shields me with its armor.
Hiding in my room - safe from Iraq's doom.
I'm Poppy's son - no one can mess with me!
I'll slam Iraq!
Distract from scandals I'm in...

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Bomb Iraq, and I'll gain...
I'll use violence to disguise...

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