I'm An Oil Man

I'm An Oil Man
(Sung to the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave)
From a suggestion sent in by Laurie

(As sung by Vice President Dick Cheney, former President of Halliburton:)

(instrumental intro)

Public, screw you!
I'm Big Oil's toad.
Me and Dubya
Have hit the big lode!

You just don't get it.
We're Big Oil's tools.
We'll hurry
To change the rules.

I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...

(instrumental break)

Lost what I got...
That big pay.
Bein' Veep is better!
Bush does what I say!

So Dubya,
Just don't forget...
'Cause you can't do...
Nothin' yet!

I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...

(instrumental break)

I prop up the dope,
And approve the spin.
Yank my rope;
I am Big Oil's best friend!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(instrumental break)

I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...

(repeat and fade)

Two alternate versions of this song parody: Dull Man | Dole Man
More George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song Book Page!