Investor Cash

Investor Cash
(Sung to the tune of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett)

(instrumental intro)

Enron's money they did grab, then took flight.
Scandal's size withheld, no oversight.
No executives would gab; they stole their prize.
Then suddenly, we realize...

401K's scammed for the big wigs' feast.
Enron's corporate boardroom, where this graft got greased.
Their workers were bilked; left out in the cold.
They absorbed the jolt; Ken Lay's a slime mold.

(They stole the cash!)
They stole investor cash.
(Investor cash)
They were depraved to stash...
(Investor cash)
Enron's now in the trash.
(Investor cash)
They stole investor cash.

For Dubya, it's no fun.
This scandal has just begun.
Ken Lay was the connection,
Tying him to Dim Son.
While Enron was hocking, their stock hit the ground.
Andersen claimed, "You're financially sound."
Some key foot-dragging kept Enron "alive."
'Twas the local group of Andersen's hive.

(They stole the cash!)
They stole investor cash.
(Investor cash)
They were depraved to stash...
(Investor cash)
Enron's now in the trash.
(Investor cash)
They stole investor cash.

Not very often do scandals sting.
Now in big trouble is our faux king.
Bush can't keep a lid... on how the press will twist...
Whatever happens, Dick Cheney will get pissed!

Big Business is cruel, and you must understand
That investor cash is what made Enron grand.
The press ain't giving what this scandal's due.
That's what lap dogs are for - they roll over for you.

(They stole the cash!)

They stole investor cash.
(Investor cash)
They were depraved to stash...
(Investor cash)
Enron's now in the trash.
(Investor cash)
They stole investor cash.

(repeat chorus and fade)

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Dubya Bash | Dumpster Trash
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