I Saw Suspicious Men

I Saw Suspicious Men
Satire about the ballyhooed "sighting" of "suspected Arab terrorists" by paranoid Georgia waitress Eunice Stone - who turned out to be innocent medical students who were American citizens
Read Al Martin's hilarious account, "Rednecks vs. Ragheads: Another Phony Terrorist Alert"
(Sung to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships")

(As sung by Eunice Stone:)

(instrumental intro)

I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? What did they say?
I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? Send a warning!

I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
I snitch so patriotically.
I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
Them Ay-rabs better take warning!

They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
They'll make mayhem! They'll make mayhem!
They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
Like Coulter said, they look swarthy.

I made headlines! I'm on TV!
I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
I made headlines! I'm on TV!
All day, from evening 'til morning!

(repeat verses)

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