Watts saw the look in his eyes, 'n' he knew better.
He wants Crusader built, and it was killed forever.
It made him feel so sad.
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
 
Now J.C. wouldn't say, "All right," ah, he thought
He'd get funding.
'N' so he picked a fight, ah, oh, 'n' now it's gone forever,
He want's to send him a letter, uh yeah yeah.
Uh, just to try to make Rummy buy the system.
It said, "Gimme (gimme a call sometime)."
But he knows what that'll get him.
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
 
Now J.C.'s pushed his gun before (ahhh).
And he knows how to work the floor (ahhh).
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh).
That one state gains, whoo...
 
He want's to send him a letter, uh, yeah, yeah..
Uh, just to try to make Rummy buy the weapon.
It said, "Gimme (gimme a call sometime)."
But he knows what that'll get him.
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'
Oh, whoa, whoa, J.C.'s cryin.'

Copyright © 2002 by Daedalus
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