Do You Want To Know My Secret?
(Jeb's confession to brother Smirk)
(Sung to the tune of "Do You Want To Know A Secret" by the Beatles
By Skisics Surus and Bill Tong

(As sung by Jeb to Dubya)

You'll never know how much Pop really helped you...
You'll never know how much he really cares...

Listen... do you want to know my secret?
Harris promised not to tell... no, no, no...
Trust her... Al Gore's lead has disappeared
I'll say the words you long to hear
We stole the race for you, whoo...

Listen... do you want to know my secret?
Harris promised not to tell... No, no, no...
Trust her... Al Gore's lead has disappeared
I'll say the words you long to hear
We stole the race for you, whoo...

I've known the secret for a week or two
Brother, let's crow, just we two

Listen, do you want to know my secret
Harris promised not to tell...  No, no, no...
Trust her... Al Gore's lead has disappeared
I'll say the words you long to hear
We stole the race for you, whoo...


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