(instrumental riff introduction) Jesse's in the Senate Represents a warp in our time To him nothing's changed But his party's in decline Jesse rules over his world 'Cause his party has no spine

And he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right

You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat

Let's say so long to his charade
The next election is the season to change
You know the Grand Old Party just fell apart booting Newt
Let's kick Helms off his committee, when we give them all the boot

'Cause he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right

You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat

Ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Without his power, his world goes splat

And he's lookin' even weirder all the time
Blundering and refusing to see
That more guns aren't a good way to fight crime
Ain't that the way nuts are supposed to be?

(instrumental break)

You know, without his power, his world goes splat

(instrumental riff)

You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Run Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat

Ruin Jesse's world,
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Ruin Jesse's world

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