Bush never earned an "A" himself... Jester! Laughed at by everybody else... Jester! He always was so below par... no good. A pRez too dumb, too misplaced. Problems for this king are unreal. He's loaded and red-faced. Supreme Court-appointed Jester. (instrumental riff) Warmonger and a paranoid... Jester! Inside his head is just a void... Jester! He turned his war dance into his crusade. Reasons bizarre, just on faith, And Republican advice. No battle scars on his face, War will hide his scandals, Jester!

(instrumental riff)

Strike one, strike two.
What does Bush know?
All his life had been libertine.
While his sheep bleet: "Bush is so keen."
His war drums beat, killer machine.

(instrumental break)

Always needs help when he's alone... Jester!
He has no answers of his own... Jester!
His handlers cook up bullsh*t rationale
To go to war, a free ride.
Bush will shout and egg us on.
Iraq must cook and be fried.
If we all are conned by Jester.
Jester!

(instrumental break)

Man of the Year, Time Magazine.
King of the coup,
Big Oil weaned...
All his life had been libertine.
While his sheep bleet: "Bush is so keen."

(instrumental break)

Jester!

His handlers cook up bullsh*t rationale
To go to war, a free ride.
Bush will shout and egg us on.
Iraq must cook and be fried
If we all are conned by Jester.
Jester!

One, two, three, war!
Jester!

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