Jingo Belles
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dedicated to Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Paula Zahn, and other female media
apologists for Bush, who uses his war to pursue a right wing domestic agenda

(instrumental intro)

Bashing Bush's foes,
Who, of course, get in their way.
They are Bush's "ho's"
Snafus "go away."

Belles bow to their king.
Cheering on Bush Light.
Although Shrub can't do anything,
They say he's strong, he's Right.

They're...
Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes who say "nay."

Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes today.

About a year ago,
We thought that Bush's side
Lost the election fight.
Defeat ended his ride.
Supreme Court then pulled rank.
Five judges cast their lot.
The crooked press just really stank.
Refused to see their plot.

They're...
Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes who say "nay."

Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes today.

Hounded by the Right:
Our old and very young;
Those too weak to fight
The right wing's braying throng.

Just hear these bimbos say:
"There really is a need
To ditch those who can't pull their weight,
No matter how they plead."

They're...
Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes who say "nay."

Jingo Belles, Jingo Belles,
Jingoists who say
They have fun when they deride
King Bush's foes today.


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