Kenny
Has Regrets
Wasted $60 mil' together!
The far Right stopped at nothing.
They'd blame Clinton for the weather.
But Bill broke them in half.
The Right just ran aground.
The independent counsel's abuse
Of law just wasn't sound...
They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset.
Oh, and they're so bummed out.
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kenny has regrets.
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful.
Oh, Kenny was really mean.
Got paid by right wing brutes... to bring lawsuits.
And now we've read it in Time magazine:
Oh... Kenny has regrets.
They did plunge us into crisis.
Maybe they were blinded
By Kenny Starr's bias.
We shall survive, the right wing won't last too long.
Gotta fight these kooks who dress in sheets
Defeat the Right, 'cause they're wrong
They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset.
Oh, and they're so bummed out.
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kenny has regrets.
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful.
Oh, Kenny was really mean.
Got paid by right wing brutes... to bring lawsuits.
And now we've read it in Time magazine:
Oh... Kenny has regrets
(instrumental break)
They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset.
Oh, and they're so bummed out.
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kenny has regrets.
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful.
Oh, Kenny was really mean.
Got paid by right wing brutes to bring lawsuits
And now we've read it in Time magazine:
Oh... Kenny has regrets.
Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny has regrets
(repeat and fade)
Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong
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