King Is A Toad
(Sung to the tune of "King Of The Road" by Roger Miller)

(instrumental intro)
 
Failure as President.
Policies that make no sense.
This fraud has no regrets.
His tax cuts inflate our debts.
Ah, but...
War powers give Bush some room
To hide his economic doom.
He's a man of means, full of beans...
King is a toad.
King Bush's right wing reign
Screwed our nation, and it's plain.
"Compassion" was a ruse.
He's still paying donor dues.
Helped by old fogies, who abound.
Worked for Daddy, still around.
He's a man of means, full of beans...
King is a toad.

Foreign leaders all just sneer at Bush's brain.
He went to Europe; their folks called him names.
This emperor has no clothes, but wears the crown.
The people mock; still mock him when he comes around.
They sing:

Failure as President.
Policies that make no sense.
This fraud has no regrets.
His tax cuts inflate our debts.
Ah, but...
War powers give Bush some room
To hide his economic doom.
He's a man of means, full of beans...
King is a toad.

Foreign leaders all just sneer at Bush's brain.
He went to Europe; their folks called him names.
This emperor has no clothes, but wears the crown.
The people mock; still mock him when he comes around.
They sing:

Failure as President.
Policies that make no sense.
This fraud has no regrets.
His tax cuts inflate our debts.
Ah, but...
War powers give Bush some room
To hide his economic doom.
He's a man of means, full of beans...
King is a toad...
King is a toad...
King is a toad!


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