He's a fool who's deceiving us, when he just wants to
censor all our movies.
He covered up a statue, 'cause he thinks it's such a
sin to see her boobies.
He won't go slow; he's got big plans for the Right.
Whom we must stop...
Let's say, "We'll fight."
Ashcroft's kind of crazy, and so kooky is his world,
that's true.
With Crisco, he's self-blessing; so self-righteous, he'd
control what you are thinkin.'
He'd bring back Prohibition, if he had the power, he'd
stop you from drinkin.'
Power abused, Gestapo Chief of our land.
And in a while, have free speech banned.
Ashcroft's kind of crazy, and so kooky is his world,
that's true.
Kooky!
(instrumental break)
Got vote Election Day and stop John Ashcroft's scheme
to force us into praying.
Republicans can fall if we take part and help refute
what Bush is saying.
Lost to a ghost, Carnahan's hauntin' his dreams.
We will oppose... John Ashcroft's schemes.
Ashcroft's kind of crazy, and so kooky is his world,
that's true.
Kooky!
Kooky! Kooky! He's far, far right He's so kooky! Kooky... Kooky... Kooky... (repeat last verse and fade) |
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Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong
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