Lay,
You Asswipe
 |
There is something very wrong
In how you screwed your own company. You thought you were so clever when You financed Smirk, then helped Dick Cheney plan his new Energy policies. |
Lay, you asswipe! You sure did all you could
To screw all the people that once worked for you!
Lay, you asswipe! You’re stupider than Smirk.
If you thought the Pubbies would keep protecting you!
(instrumental break)
You lined the Bushes’ pockets well.
And huddled with Administration dicks.
Then before Corp Enron fell.
You whispered to your cronies: “Better sell your shares,
Before there’s nothing there!”
Lay, you asswipe! You’ve made it all too clear.
The only folks you care about are the wealthy few.
Lay, you asswipe, your "Enronomics"
Was planned to wipe out everyone but creeps just like
you!
(long instrumental break)
Just as things were going bad,
You e-mailed your employees so they’d buy your stock.
And you made sure they couldn’t sell
While all your friends sold hundreds of shares—what a
crock!
And Smirky’s acting shocked!
Lay, you asswipe! Your phone calls did no good.
You should have known your Pubbie friends would see to
their needs.
Lay, you asswipe, they’ve turned their back on you.
Wonder where they’ll cage you after all your deeds?
Lay, you asswipe! Financial genocide.
Is going to destroy more than those who worked for you.
Lay, you asswipe! John Ashcroft has recused.
And guilty Bush officials shake in their fancy shoes.
And guilty Bush officials shake in their fancy shoes.
And guilty Bush officials shake in their fancy shoes...
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