Little Corporal Targets Saddam
Inspired by a column comparing Dubya the "Little Corporal" to Napoleon Bonaparte
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
By Alvin Dover & W. Tong

(instrumental intro)

Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.

Blair's making the case
For pre-emptive strikes.
Control Iraq's oil for future price hikes;
Little Corporal targets Saddam.

Inspectors search his palace,
And all around Iraq.
In graveyards and garages for
Weapons Saddam has held back.

Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.

His generals warned Bush
The deal isn't done.
Eager to prove he'll go it alone.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.

He told Colin Powell
This war is my route
To get us the votes to win the dispute.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.

Bomb Iraq photo cartoon

The Shrub demonized Saddam
To save his monarchy.
Bush fears if scandals drag him down,
His regime is history, so...

Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.


Alternate versions of this parody:
John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down
Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down

G.O.P. Is Running This Town
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