House
of the Lying Dunce
Stole the White House through his foul means.
We call him Lying Dunce.
And he's brought us ruin bein' Kenny Lay's boy.
It's odd, Shrub can't enunce.
Shrub's father was a failure;
Prez chased from the scene.
His brother, crooked governor:
Made sure black votes weren't seen.
Bush is only king to serve Big Oil's greed.
As leader, he does flunk.
Now his regime has the world all terrified.
He thinks foreign treaties are bunk.
(organ solo)
Bush Brothers... Poppy's children
Tried to hide the things they've done.
They've spent their lives looting our treasury.
The White House of the Lying Dunce.
Dubya ran away from his platform.
His regime has made it plain:
Enron collapse and Ponzi schemes,
Continued treasury drain.
Stole the White House through his foul means.
We call him Lying Dunce.
And he's brought us ruin bein' Kenny Lay's boy.
It's odd, Shrub can't enunce.
(instrumental ending)
Copyright © 2003 by W. Tong
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