Caught tryin' to lie and cheat
The press will just repeat
Bush is alive, somehow, today
Too dumb to retire
Not smart, earns our ire
No wonder he's lying now
How far can he run?
Thinks he's the only one
No wonder he's lying now
He'd take away your rights
It's for the rich he fights
All his deranged tax giveaways
And in all the debates
Al Gore ruled the stage
Shrub's lightweighted ass
Cannot be saved
Too dumb to retire
Not smart, earns our ire
No wonder he's lying now
How far can he run?
Thinks he's the only one
No wonder he's lying now
Just how many years did Bush fly?
Went AWOL, undercover
And now we can say his past
Is just a lie
(Repeat verses)