Mad
Schemer
He only supports the Right
Which means he wants the hype
You know what he'll do
He'll always go too far
There's no debating
With unlimited funds
All wielded by Ken Starr
So many have paid, you see
50 million dollars for free
This counsel is wild
He intends to rip Bill's world apart
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Chorus:
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(instrumental break)
He couldn't resist the view
Snooping into things people do
He laid out a trap
And leaked out news that shouldn't stand up in court
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Repeat chorus
(Instrumental break)
Repeat chorus
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