Shrub took command
Of our country,
Despite having a dull mind.
Corruption that he mined;
Staged a right wing coup.

The right wing's dream
Came true somehow:
Supreme Court-appointed fake,
Junta on the take,
Staged a right wing coup.

(Chorus:)
Have to believe Bush is managed.
Everything fixed up his way.
Have to believe Bush is managed.
Cheney tells him what to say.
Dick helps the Dope survive,
Or fate would eat him alive.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.

(instrumental break)

Bush stole this land,
Stole our country.
Didn't have votes to spare.
He cheated without care.
Staged a right wing coup.

Has no concern, he won't hear you.
Won't hear anything at all.
But at his beck and call
Is the right wing zoo.

(instrumental break)

Have to believe Bush is managed.
Everything fixed up his way.
Have to believe Bush is managed.
Cheney tells him what to say.
Dick helps the Dope survive,
Or fate would eat him alive.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.

Have to believe Bush is managed.
Everything fixed up his way.
Have to believe Bush is managed.
Cheney tells him what to say.
Dick helps the Dope survive,
Or fate would eat him alive.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.
His junta schemes, connives... anew.

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