Material Churl
["chûrl" NOUN: 1. A rude, boorish person., 2. A miserly person,  3a. A ceorl. b. A medieval English peasant.]
(Sung to the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Dubya)

(instrumental intro)

Cronies kiss ass,
Cronies bug me.
I think they’re okay.
If they don’t give me proper credit,
I just walk away.

They can beg and they can plead,
But they can’t see the light, that’s right
‘Cause that crony with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right.

(CHORUS)
‘Cause I'm living in a material world,
And I am a material churl.
You know that we are living in a material world,
And I am a material churl.

(instrumental break)

Cronies rip off,
Cronies law break,
That’s all right with me.
If they can pad my interests then I
Just will let them be.

Cronies hide and cronies lie,
But I just let them play.
All those that give their money
Make my rainy day.

‘Cause I'm living in a material world,
And I am a material churl.
You know that we are living in a material world,
And I am a material churl.

Cronies come and cronies go
And that’s all right you see
Experience has made me rich
No one comes after me

‘Cause everybody’s...


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