McCain

McCain
(Sung to the tune of "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton)

He's wearing Bush out
New Hampshire was a rout by McCain

Shrub's campaign isn't sound
Who's been gaining ground?
McCain!

What a fight!
What a fight!
What a fight!
What a fight... from McCain!

Shrub will hit the booze
If he continues to lose to McCain

It's no longer fun
As Bush tries to run from McCain

Move hard right!
Move hard right!
Move hard right!
Move hard right... 'gainst McCain!

(instrumental break)

He's wearing Bush out
New Hampshire was a rout by McCain

Shrub's campaign isn't sound
Who's been gaining ground?
McCain!

What a fight!
What a fight!
What a fight!
What a fight... from McCain!