Monica
(Sung to the tune of "Gloria" by Van Morrison/Shadows of Knight) 
Instrumental intro

Let me tell 'bout this bimbo
Used to hang around
But don't come no more
Since Starr hunted her down

Starr's stirring up fear
To help the Right
Ken Starr's up to no good, no
Makes us feel his might

Ken Starr wants
M (M!)
O (O!)
N (N!)
I (I!)
C (C!)
A (A!)
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A

(Instrumental break)

Starr's stirring up fear
To help the Right
Ken Starr's up to no good, no
Makes us feel his might

Headed toward defeat
Propped up by the House
The man is such a boor
Working for the Right

Ken Starr wants
M (M!)
O (O!)
N (N!)
I (I!)
C (C!)
A (A!)
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A
(Monnn- i-ca) M-O-N-I-C-A

(repeat last verses)


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