He's Mr. Sleaze
(Sung to the tune of "Please, Mister, Please" by Olivia Newton-John)

(instrumental intro)

When we voted, ballot cards went in a lock box
For the rest of our great country voted, too
Now it's clear that this election's out of order
When somebody else can steal your vote from you

So the Bush campaign is risking undercounting
Bush's friends abound; had votes flushed down the drain
And George Duh-bya, this playboy, thinks it's not wrong
A coup they planned - it's impeachment again

Chorus:
He's Mr. Sleaze
Stole the presidency
Voters done wrong
Graft is too strong
Just took over
He's Mr. Sleaze
Voters now know what he means
Hope they never make a choice so wrong again

(instrumental break)

Well, that Harris slime has done her time for W.
He's got nerve to say, "count only votes for me"
We have bared her as the Wicked Witch - a Bush shill
The corrupt ones in her state are G.O.P.

All his lawyers and his campaign hacks have gathered
Bush is bereft of sense - he may soon be behind
And we hope that Gore, his quarry, is the victor
Bush's throngs are braying, saying what's on their mind

He's Mr. Sleaze
Stole the presidency
Voters done wrong
Graft is too strong
Just took over
He's Mr. Sleaze
Voters now know what he means
Hope they never make a choice so wrong again

(instrumental ending)


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