You're
A Dim One, Mr. Smirk
| You're a dim one, Mr. Smirk;
An election, you did steal. What you preach, You do not practice. What you're harming will not heal, Mr. Smirk... Florida's banana pols are... G.O.P. seals! What's your answer, Mr. Smirk?
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You're a wild one... Mr. Smirk.
The Far Right's just your style.
You have all the mental weakness
Of your right wing rank and file,
Mr. Smirk...
Given their choice of George
W., we are...
Sick of your rank and file!
You're a cheater... Mr. Smirk.
You're the king of sleazy plots.
Your partners fixed your ballots,
Watched your goons on TV spots,
Mr. Smirk...
You're a truth wrecker, no doubt
a fool, branded...
Let's hand him a loss!
Who helped create you... Mr. Smirk?
Is your father your Big Boss?
You're a crooked jerk who's lucky,
And you fear a recount loss,
Mr. Smirk...
Your past, as an apparent coke
freak,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
debasement of conduct imaginable,
Tangled up... in CIA plots!
You're a coward... Mr. Smirk.
You are nasty when you're drunk.
Your heart is full of right wing
plots.
Your platform's full of bunk,
Mr. Smirk....
The three words that best describe
are as follows, and I quote:
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
Copyright © 2000 by W. Tong
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