Mr. Taliban Man
(Sung to the tune of "Mr. Tambourine Man" by The Byrds)

(As sung by the bellicose Dubya to the Taliban leader in Afghanistan:)

(instrumental intro)

Hey, Mr. Taliban Man, bring Osama to me.
Want that creep found, and there ain't no place he can go to.
Hey, Mr. Taliban Man, bring Osama to me.
When you wake up in the morning, we'll be bombing you!

Take this as a tip; you'll have to face my brinkmanship.
Your defenses have been stripped.
'Cause our land his bombs had ripped.
And he poses a big threat.
We have all the "proof" we need, in case you're wondering...

We're looking for him everywhere; he can't hide in the shade.
Our troops are on parade; we're sending some hell your way.
I promise to go on with it.

Hey, Mr. Taliban Man, bring Osama to me.
Want that creep found, and there ain't no place he can go to.
Hey, Mr. Taliban Man, bring Osama to me.
When you wake up in the morning, we'll be bombing you!

(instrumental ending)


Here is an alternate version of this parody: Mr. War Machine Man
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Copyright © 2001 by W. Tong

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