He Thinks He's My Clone Now
(Sung to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tommy James & the Shondells)
Dedicated to a dittohead calling himself my "clone," who posted this attack at  AmIRight

(instrumental intro)

Who is this knave?
Uses my name, and thinks he's clever.
He starts with a flame.
Is this what he planned?
He's so weird.

Writing just as fast he can.
Soakin' away cramps now in his hand.
Tryin' to write away, into the night.
So does he think he's glad he found me?
He'll be humbled when he's found
To be a fake...

He thinks he's my clone now.
He must have thought there weren't better names around...
He thinks he's my clone now.
The greeting for his boasts is a lonely sound...

(instrumental break)

Flailing away...
He doesn't hide what he's doing.
Insultin' away.
Even though he's new, he's so weird.

Writing just as fast he can.
Soakin' away cramps now in his hand.
Tryin' to write away, into the night.
So does he think he's glad he found me?
He'll be humbled when he's found
To be a fake...

He thinks he's my clone now.
He must have thought there weren't better names around...
He thinks he's my clone now.
The greeting for his boasts is a lonely sound...

He thinks he's my clone now.
He must have thought there weren't better names around...
He thinks he's my clone now.
The greeting for his boasts is a lonely sound...

Flailing away...
He doesn't hide what he's doing.
Insultin' away.
Even though he's new, he's so weird.

Writing just as fast he can.
Soakin' away cramps now in his hand.
Tryin' to write away, into the night.
So does he think he's glad he found me?
He'll be humbled when he's found
To be a fake...

He thinks he's my clone now.
He must have thought there weren't better names around...
He thinks he's my clone now.
The greeting for his boasts is a lonely sound...

He thinks he's my clone now.
He must have thought there weren't better names around...
He thinks he's my clone now.
The greeting for his boasts is a lonely sound...

(fade)



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