Not A Believer
(Sung to the tune of "I'm A Believer" by Neil Diamond / The Monkees) 
I thought newts were just like frogs in fairy tales
Names for critters, not Speakers-to-be
Ah, this Newt has upset me
Got me really steamed
Newt's appointment haunted all my dreams

Refrain:
Though he won the race
I'm not a believer
Newt's off base
He's out of his mind
Had enough
I'm not a believer, Newt's a deceiver who has lied

Newt thought government should not be giving things
It made him behave just like a snot
After months of trying
Gingrich wrecked the train
Government shut down, Newt's insane

Though he won the race
I'm not a believer
Newt's off base
He's out of his mind
Had enough
I'm not a believer, Newt's a deceiver who has lied

(instrumental interlude)

Ah, this Newt has upset me
Got me really steamed
Newt's appointment haunted all my dreams

Though we lost the race
I'm not a believer
Newt's off base
He's out of his mind
Had enough
I'm not a believer, Newt's a deceiver who has lied

(repeat refrain)

Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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